At least they won't make our alarm go off. Your victim will be excited to see these robbers invading their front yard!
The only thing these robbers are stealing is another year of your victim's life! These yellow smiley's disguised as robbers are about as dangerous as the Rubber Bandits in Home Alone, and it'll be the first and only time someone is excited to see robbers creeping up on their front yard!
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